[FallenAngel]

Originally Posted by FallenAngel

Eventually, all the Darrens returned to the boardroom & each of them proudly displayed a 6-pak of the water they brought back from their travels. A party broke out & soon after, so did a water balloon fight. Unfortunately, no imported water survived the ordeal."

Angel continued...
"The Darrens were devastated over the loss & decided after 673 votes that this type of thing should have never happened. To save time, they all piled into Time's time machine & transported themselves back to the time of purchase of the 6-packs... and bought a case instead. When they returned to the boardroom, an even bigger party broke out in celebration of their overall smarties in troubleshooting this problem. A huge ice sculpture was custom made for the momentous occasion, and it was only discovered after it had melted & rolled in by Henry, that it was made with the entire stock of imported water. A bit of anxiety was starting to rear its ugly head, and the Darrens knew they had to resolve this issue once & for all before one of them got any stress highlights over this. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe decided that IAD was to be sent back to the Mainland & figure out how to become a shipping tycoon. This took a little longer than expected, and a few boxes of hair dye had to be shipped in.
Several decades later, IAD showed up at Captn's boat with a ship loaded with valuable imported water cargo from every country that they had previously purchased from. This time, they would not fail! They threw several parties & had grand water fights... and there was still plenty of water! They could feel the bittersweet *snap* of Flyin's whip on their backs already!
They sent the tub over to Flyin with a sample of every imported water they had... and it was quickly returned with a big fat NO!
Not only were a few stress highlights starting to make an appearance....but some of the guy's hair was starting to jump ship as well. Immediate action was required so that all the Darrens could get back onto Captn's boat & head it back to the mainland for some well needed salon treatments. After voting 18,167 times and ruining most of the paperclips; it was decided that the only logical thing to do was to send Guy to Tibet. Unfortunately, his trip was put on hold for 3 years waiting for a new eye to show up for Roger; who had used the last good paperclip to poke himself to see if it was sharp & that maybe he shouldn't run with it."