Heres a few one liners from Steven Wright (the master of one-liners!)
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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"SPE-CIAL BREW....IT WILL CON-TROL YOU" - The ullulators (Flaming Khaos)
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