[greeneyes]

I ran across a birthday card the other day. On the front, a doggie is standing at a podium in front of an audience of doggies sitting in chairs. The talk bubble for the speaker doggie says "Hello, my name is Rex and it has been 3 weeks since I last drank from the toilet bowl." The audience doggies are smiling and clapping. On the inside it says "Here's to getting older One Day At A Time".