Firstly..I apologise for the lameness!
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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The Butterfly
"The butterfly is ever more blessed than other creatures of flight.
Though all grace the heavens in the ecstasy of flight,
the butterfly has known the drudgery of the crawl
and the lonely confinement of the cocoon.
His new found freedom is richer,
wilder and more thrilling than life itself.
This is the beauty of recovery."
Author Unknown
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