*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours? *
*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?** *
*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? *
*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? *
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