Girlie Wisdom
Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them
A friend of mine confused Valium with her birth control pills…… she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care
One of life’s mysteries is how a 2lb box of chocolates makes a woman gain 5lbs
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
The nice part of living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today
Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I gain consciousness
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…..’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’ …..Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
The trouble with women they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!
LIVE SIMPLY..…LAUGH OFTEN…..LOVE DEEPLY
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