[tlrgs]

9 Words Woman Use.....




(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed,
this means a half an hour.
'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have
just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something,
and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare,
not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about 'nothing'.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements
a woman can make to a man.
'That's okay' means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here -
This is true, unless she says
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say 'you're welcome'...
that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying 'You Jerk!

(9)Don't worry about it,
I got it:

Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments
they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh,
because they know it's true