Ok, true story, this time.. not a joke...
A long standing fantasy/scenario of mine has been... "Lorenzo" - my cabana boy. You know, pool side massages, etc...
This morning, in my quest to get ready to do year-end and taxes, etc... I had to call Revenue Canada. And who is on the other line? Yep, Lorenzo.
Turns out, the good lad is NOT a cabana boy, but the tax man.
On the up-side, he's just as nice as I imagined. Dunno about the tan or muscle tone, though.