Men Rules!

[hippie37]

This is for all the females that care to hang out in the Guys place of sanctity from time to time!!

Men Rules

Women should learn these!
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

Thank you for reading this; And now you all now why I am single again!!!!!!!!LOL

[hippie37]

Originally Posted by Starlight Impress

You almost forgot, hip.........

A (male) leopard never changes its spots.

Hence my opinion that "single" rocks.

Starlight Impress x

I might of bloody known you would be the first to get your claws out!!!!ROFLMAO!

Its a Mars Venus thing at the end of the day don't you agree? (what am I doing asking if you agree for!!!! You're only going to say NO!!!!)

And actually, don't quote me on this, I'm sure in the past I've seen a documentary where the male leopard has changed!

I'm gonna google and find something and post back in a short while!

By the way are you feeling better this evening? and are you still smoking or have you got a patch on yer bum as we speak!! (I know they go on your arm Star but it's hardly witty now is it!!!)

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[hippie37]

AM - Friday, 16 March , 2007 08:28:00
Reporter: Barbara Miller
TONY EASTLEY: Yes, the saying goes that the leopard can't change its spots, perhaps not even the Communist Party of China, but that's been challenged by the discovery in Borneo of an entirely new species of leopard.

As Barbara Miller reports the animal is genetically distinct and has changed the number and prominence of its markings.

You may now quote me!!! and you may send me a personal apology and every other guy on this forum for your cruel and vicious stereo typing of our gender!!

[hippie37]

Any Borneo Leopards out there on the forums tonight up for a cat fight!. I can see it's gonna get bitch'n in the guys room later!!!

[wonderworld]

hmmm.....first the snotty list.......then attempting to prove to the lady that a leopard CAN change his spots........keep fighting the good fight Hippie.....you sound confused......

luv wonder xx

[trixietrack]

oh good finally an explanation. why don't you guys come with directions?

[hippie37]

Need I say more!!LOL

[Saint Jude]

Hippie, I think you & my Hubby attended the same "charm school"

Ahem... I do believe, you're the one that cut your hair though...DUH!
For Shame! It was SO PURTY!

[cowgal]

I wish my hubby had told me all that way back when, but I can handle the rules, you may have left a few things off the list, I'll check w/ him...............

But hey, thanks for at least "allowing us" onto this thread!!

Take care, hugs,

MA

[cowgal]

Nothing like crashing their PARTY!!!

It is fun, but I bet they secretly like it!!?

MA