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03-30-2008, 07:37 AM
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Return of the Scorcher
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Worldwary Doubter logs onto his favorite scene of battle after a temporary hiatus necessitated by real world concerns. Surveys the battlefield in expectant anticipation, in earnest hope that his worthy opponent Angel has put the intervening period to good use in refurbishing her neardepleted armoury and fast diminishing martial skills. .... In fact, made efforts to remain a worthy opponent... Shock and awe!....On the contrary, Angel appears to have gone all soft and mushy ( The  reference to labial delicacies don't escape the notice of ultraperspicacious D. Doubter knows that this is but a devious ploy sometimes resorted to by unscupulous rivals to weaken the instincts of the Samurai ). <soliloquy...> What does this Angel's offer of the olive branch really signify? Realising that all her highfalutin posturing has truly failed to even disturb the parting of Doubter the Indomitable 's fast receding hair, has she now changed tack and come up with an elaborate masquerade to defeat the Unconquerable Doubter by devious deception ? Or is it that, unable to endure the relentless pounding that she is being regularly subjected to by Doubter the Hun, scales have finally fallen from Angel's eyes and she has had a true change of heart & hence the peace offering ?. Doubter the Thinker is now immersed deep in thought... Upon intense reflection and taking cognizance of her endearing, nay unparalleled posting skills, realisation slows dawns upon him that Angel, for all her misguided & fruitless assaults on Doubter's dignity, has her heart in the right place. Also, the smouldering malevolence that he displays towards Angel is but a cloak over his true regard and admiration for the resident bard of MWO. So Angel  , realising the folly of looking a gift horse in the mouth, Doubter hereby graciously agrees to bury the hatchet and accept your business proposition under one trivial condition. That Angel henceforth be redesignated to FormerlyAngelCurrentlyDoubtersbunny. Game, Angel ? For the record, and to ensure the continuation of the right to assault the senses of hapless MWO friends , 30th consecutive day of sobriety. Doubter the Dangerman Last edited by doubter : 03-30-2008 at 07:39 AM. Reason: typos 
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03-30-2008, 04:47 PM
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Score: Angel 3,817 Doubter -27
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FormerlyDoubterCurrentlyInDangerFearingForHisLifeW onderingWhatWasIThinkingWhenICalledPiranhaMyBunny Game? Sure...I'm always game  .... but obviously we won't be playing marbles, since you've seemed to have lost yours.....calling me your bunny  I know exactly what you're up to.... nice try.... but I see right through your transparent motives.... I know what you want.... you think I haven't noticed how you've been eying up my package.... trying to read between the lines.... trying to catch me off guard & get your hands on my goodies??? I've seen your type before.... you want it ALL...and you want it NOW. Don't you think it would be more enjoyable if we took it nice & slow, letting the mystery of Angel's holy grail reveal itself in its own time? Anticipation only heightens the senses... I want to see every fiber of your being quiver as you watch me slowly unveil my creation. Besides... you have to wait like everyone else to see what's in the crate out back! LMAO 
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On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-01-2008, 09:58 AM
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Unconditional surrender
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What momentary lapse of reason made me throw caution to the winds & take up cudgels against AngeltheAmazon? How can I ever successfully deflect woundedAngel's wrath ? What strategem to use to save my life to fight another day? Wisdom slowly dawns...For now abject surrender shall be the only saviour. Hence O AlmightyAngelwhosebywordisforgiveness ! O AngelwhowasmistakenlyaddressedbyDoubterashisbunny ! O Angeloverflowingwiththemilkofhumankindness! Please forgive me for all the sins that I have committed in my unknowing ignorance. Have the grace to pardon a puerile prankster who grew too big for his boots. Take me under your protection and I assure you that from now on, I shall remain your trustworthy underling forever.  FormerlyDoubterCurrentlyInDangerFearingForHisLifeW onderingWhatWasIThinkingWhenICalledAngelMyBunny 040108 a la James Bond007
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04-01-2008, 11:47 PM
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You can run.... but you can't hide
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"soon my precious....soon" she cooed as her gaze methodically surveyed the treed landscape & surrounding hills with warrior precision for her anticipated intruder. Looking down at the note again... her eyes narrowed & bolted daggers..."and what the hell does he mean by Giant and Amazon??? Is he suggesting my butt looks BIG in this Kevlar?? Her grip tightened around the crowbar..... as the taste of revenge grew ever sweeter.
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On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-03-2008, 02:17 PM
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A loud knock at the castle gate
"Package for Ms G. Angel" the courier yelled, looking nervously down at the bubbling concoction steaming up from the surrounding moat.
 "I wasn't expecting any package...... who's it from?" "Doesn't say, Ma'm... just says Contents: 1 Trojan Horse" < Angel thinks back to Doubter's last statement:> Quote:
 Take it back... and take this with you too  ...and this  "
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On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-04-2008, 04:18 PM
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Hello Fallen Angel,
Thanks for the chat last night and I enjoyed reading your thread. It is both insightful and also good old fashioned quirky fun! Day 12 AF here! PS...I so love the Cowboy Junkies as well, have been a fan since the 80's. I saw them live here in Washington about a month ago for a sold out club show. It was so cool and still amazing!!! Jealous?
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04-04-2008, 04:54 PM
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The lure of the Acme D.B.
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 Jealous? What ever gave you the idea that I might be JEALOUS?? Glad you found your way over here! I know you're anxious... just like everyone else to see what I have under wraps.... tell you what.... since I took such a liking to you last night...how about I give you a front row seat right up where all the action is. When you get here for the fling-a-thon festivities, make sure you you go through the door marked Enter At Own Risk V.I.P. B.Y.O.D.T. 
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1 year 4 months sober 2 years 4 months smoke-free May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-04-2008, 05:08 PM
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Living near DC while in high school ( Northern Va. ) I have seen all kind of junkies ! Most of them were homeless ! I've also seen " Concreate Blonds " Mostly near the 9:30 Club !" IAD
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04-04-2008, 05:59 PM
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Speaking of blondes....
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1 year 4 months sober 2 years 4 months smoke-free May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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