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04-04-2008, 10:16 PM
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Yay! It's the weekend!
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1 year 4 months sober  2 years 4 months smoke-free  May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles 
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04-05-2008, 12:35 AM
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Important Notice
Attn: All Members of The Sisterhood of Flying Projectiles
As you are aware, recently I have moved our headquarters to a quaint little haunt  on the outskirts of forumville. I've been busy preparing  for our big Debut this weekend. The D.B.  showed up the other day & I'll have it set up & fined tuned by the time you ladies arrive.I'm not sure if I mentioned a minor annoyance that needs our attention... I could certainly handle this myself, but I do know how you girls love live target practice to keep busy, so we can have a little warm-up drill before we hog-tie & have our way with our unsuspecting victim congratulate cmhguy3 on his 2 weeks of sobriety. Sincerely, Angel aka Major Pain Not only do we rock, we know how to fling 'em too!
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On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles Last edited by FallenAngel : 04-06-2008 at 10:25 PM.
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04-05-2008, 08:42 PM
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Angel, the Neighhorhood Welcome Wagon Lady
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Btw, do you like to fly?? We're starting up a Travel Agency here.... just a sideline thing to help pay for the overhead.... right now we're only doing one-way excursions .... but the girls have been thinking of expanding our horizons & offering return flights.
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On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles Last edited by FallenAngel : 04-05-2008 at 09:26 PM. Reason: Just wanted to add... we offer frequent flyer rewards
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04-05-2008, 10:14 PM
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04-05-2008, 10:24 PM
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The high noon sun blazed brightly overhead as Angel skipped cheerfully to the open field where the D.B. has sat still, and silent for the most part, the past week.
The waiting was finally over & Angel could hardly contain herself. Twirling the crowbar like a majorette, she sang & chanted while doing her little happy dance. Around & around the oversized crate she danced until she worked herself into such a frenzy...she collapsed to the ground, gasping for breath. As her eyes began to focus again, she took notice of a small metal tag on the crate. "Damn Imports" she muttered, and got out her magnifying glass to read the inscription: Acme Devine Boon Model #42 In Hindu mythology there is a force known as the Divine Boon. It is a protection that cannot be destroyed by man or beast. Arrows were fired, stones thrown, but such trifles were brushed aside. Those relying on the Divine Boon were unconquerable and indestructible Halfway through reading its legacy, a bright glare reflected off the magnifier's lens. Angel the Warrior Princess had been expecting something of this nature and quickly reacted..... in one swift move she caught a sun's ray in the polished glass surface & aimed it directly into the distant binoculars' eyepiece. An ear-splitting scream was heard in the trees as a familiar silhouette fell to the ground & ran back into the forest in what appeared to be excruciating pain.
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1 year 4 months sober 2 years 4 months smoke-free May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-05-2008, 11:28 PM
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I know that cmhguy3 will be the first, since it's his 2 week celebration. If everything goes as planned, I'm sure he'll be back in time for his one month celebration. Can I sign you up as well? We're giving out badges for every survivor participant.
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1 year 4 months sober 2 years 4 months smoke-free May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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04-06-2008, 05:01 AM
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Welcome aboard!
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Terrific!  Just sign this waiver...don't forget to fill out the back of the form where it says "Next of Kin".... please remove all dental work... place all valuables in enclosed baggy labeled "Angel's Petty Cash Fund"..... fold your clothes neatly & place in incinerator private locker before entering launching pad area. Any last requests questions?
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1 year 4 months sober 2 years 4 months smoke-free May Nobel Thoughts Become Us
On Our A Journey of a Thousand Miles
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