Any Love is Better Than No Love!
An old guys walks into his neighborhood bar, grinning from ear to ear. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks," What in the world happened to you? I've never seen you smile like that."
Old guy says, "Well, after I left here last night I was walking by the railroad track and I saw a woman lying on the tracks. I picked her up and took her back to my house, and we had the best sex of my life, all night! Every position, every fantasy, it was wonderful!
"Was she very pretty?" asked the bartender.
"I don't know," replied old guy. "I didn't find her head.
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RUBY WILLOW
SOMEDAYS YOU'RE THE WINDSHIELD, SOMEDAYS YOU'RE THE BUG 
IF I CAN'T BE A GOOD EXAMPLE, AT LEAST I'LL BE A HORRIBLE WARNING
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