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Old 08-20-2008, 10:27 AM
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Priceless !!!!!

THE PERFECT DRESS

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:13 PM
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:19 PM
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ha ha ha........loved it!!!!
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:53 PM
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When I got Married in 1971 I was given the choice by my mom of a DRESS or a Vacaum Cleaner...I chose the vacaum....Thats a VIRGO for YA !!!!
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:38 PM
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Very clever and classy!
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:16 AM
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