Only In America

[bald headed old guy]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Enjoy Life and Laugh Often!
BHOG

[fickle]

Yay BHOG!
I think this is partly been made into a song.. i am going to go look for it and post it in my music thread eh!!
Thanks!!

[lorisunshine]

Thanks BHOG, made me laugh!