(mis)Directions

[bald headed old guy]

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): 'Do not turn upside down.'

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after
heating.'

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on
body.'

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:'Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication.'

On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use
only.'

On Sunsbury's peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.'

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

Enjoy Life and Laugh Often!
BHOG