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Old 08-18-2008, 05:01 PM
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a
Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works for the government.
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:20 PM
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Good one!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:22 PM
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Clever lol!
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:20 PM
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Sounds right to me, but then, I do work for the govmt
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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You win !! Ha! IAD.
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:56 PM
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THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!JUST THE LAUGH THAT I NEEDED TODAY....THANKS
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