A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian

[vlad]

There's a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian and they were all having a competition to see how manly they were. They decided the competition would run as follows:

1. Drink a litre of vodka down in one
2. Wrestle a bear
3. Have sex with a hairy old Siberian woman

Whoever survived would be the winner.

The Frenchman was up first, he drank the litre of vodka down in one and dropped down dead.

The Englishman went second, drank the litre of vodka down in one, went in to wrestle the bear, but the bear mauled him to death.

Then it was the Russian's turn, he drank the litre of vodka down in one, went in to wrestle the bear... an hour later he comes out...

'OK, where's that hairy old Siberian woman I have to wrestle?' he says, zipping up his trousers.

[gelgit]

Vlad, are you by any chance Serbian??

[vlad]

Err... No.