Girlie Wisdom

[wjr23]

Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them

A friend of mine confused Valium with her birth control pills…… she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2lb box of chocolates makes a woman gain 5lbs

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely

The nice part of living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I gain consciousness

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…..’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’ …..Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

The trouble with women they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!

LIVE SIMPLY..…LAUGH OFTEN…..LOVE DEEPLY

[lushy]

Those are good. It is amazing how hanging clothes in the closet causes them to shrink.

[suez2225]

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends". I think my body and the fat are siblings. LOL

[Gyco]

thnx 23,well put ,and im a man hahahha

[bald headed old guy]

Very funny..now I have some more jokes to tell Mrs BHOG