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Old 07-16-2008, 09:28 AM
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Default How to find inner calm

How to achieve inner calm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show last night, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fukin gud I fel.

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Old 07-16-2008, 10:09 AM
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Ha ha ha! It's soooo wrong! But its funny...
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Very good.
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