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Old 03-10-2010, 03:19 PM
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today on the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Mom fainted.
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today on the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Mom fainted.
your such a witty lady,u must be a northern blast,hahaha,always wishing you well s and s =sunshine gyco
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Old 03-14-2010, 09:52 AM
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