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02-23-2010, 05:05 AM
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NEW DOG RULES
Things Dogs Must Remember...
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
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 Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.  RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.
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02-23-2010, 05:12 AM
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 You've met Black Bess then
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Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be AF 7/7/09 
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02-23-2010, 06:13 AM
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Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008 Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009
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02-23-2010, 07:05 AM
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Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up. RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.
Last edited by rubywillow : 02-23-2010 at 07:07 AM.
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02-23-2010, 10:43 PM
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Mine does that. And no.. we have not had a door bell in 7 years.
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 Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?  No, thank you. I don't drink. Starting over July 24th, 2010.
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02-24-2010, 09:33 AM
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“There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.” Albert Einstein. AF 3, 77, 22, 24th December 2009
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