Office Dares

[startingover]

Things to do when you are bored at work

ONE-POINT DARES

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy...

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.


THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake

conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. While a colleague is writing, grab their pen and throw it out of the nearest open window.

[one2many]

I am CRYING laughing here......CLASSIC!

[Gia]

Hahah! I can't stop laughing!

[one2many]

One of the best I have read in a LONG time...still laughing!

[river0123]

OMG, I'm dying here! Haven't recovered yet from the appendectomy and the stitches are flying!

[hippie37]

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave". I do that anyway!!! I'm useless with names and used to just start calling people "mate"! (or Dave!!!lol)

Thanks for posting Dave

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[Gia]

YouTube - Kids in the hall - daves i know

[Evie.Lou]

Dear Starting,It takes ALOT to make us laugh today but Hubby and I both nearly wet our pants,laughing!!!!Thanks...Evie

[hippie37]

I was trying to remember if that video was from the same series as the head crusher!! i thought it was hilarious when I first saw it!! Just checked it out and it is!! Kids in the Hall was first televised here in the UK late night on Channel 4 way back!! Can't even remember the year but the head crusher always stuck in my head for some reason!!!

Thanks for that Gia!.... er... I mean.. Dave!

YouTube - head crusher

[Gia]

Love them! They are absolutely mental!