Firstly..I apologise for the lameness!
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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SOD SONIA......GO MARBY!!!!
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