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Old 07-07-2008, 04:31 AM
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What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs...


at your front door

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in your pool

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On your wall

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Old 07-07-2008, 08:20 PM
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was; she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:35 PM
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WHEN TIMES GET TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING ! IAD.
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Old 07-08-2008, 03:27 AM
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I'm not deaf,
I'm ignoring you.


If you can't behave yourself...
Give me a call.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:22 AM
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HA! Wish I had this line when I was single!
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:55 PM
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Two peanuts walking down the street...the one that staggered was salted
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:44 PM
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WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD ! IAD!
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:18 PM
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What did they call the Munchkins after the house landed on them?????CRUNCHKINS....
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:25 PM
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She was a GREAT actress,she brought the house down!!!!
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:08 PM
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Firstly..I apologise for the lameness!

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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