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Old 02-16-2010, 04:51 PM
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Ok, true story, this time.. not a joke...


A long standing fantasy/scenario of mine has been... "Lorenzo" - my cabana boy. You know, pool side massages, etc...

This morning, in my quest to get ready to do year-end and taxes, etc... I had to call Revenue Canada. And who is on the other line? Yep, Lorenzo.

Turns out, the good lad is NOT a cabana boy, but the tax man.

On the up-side, he's just as nice as I imagined. Dunno about the tan or muscle tone, though.
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:26 PM
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Old 02-16-2010, 06:16 PM
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Hey sunshine. All I can say is...well...

GIMME BACK MY CABANA BOY!!!

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