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WHAT DO YOU GET........
What do you get when you cross a GPS with PMS??
A bitch that can find you.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
Threw that last one in to confuse you.
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.
Last edited by rubywillow : 01-21-2010 at 11:50 PM.