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Old 01-21-2010, 11:38 PM
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Default WHAT DO YOU GET........

What do you get when you cross a GPS with PMS??
A bitch that can find you.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

Threw that last one in to confuse you.
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