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Old 01-31-2008, 03:25 PM
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To all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. [/font]
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.[/font]
]Some other symptoms include:[/font]
1. Loss of direction[/font]
2. Foul vocal emissions[/font]
3. Amnesia of origin[/font]
4. Lack of peace and joy[/font]
5. Selfish or violent behavior[/font]
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component [/font]
7. Fearfulness[/font]
8. Idolatry[/font]
9. Rebellion[/font]
The M anufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.[/font]
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.[/font]
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. [/font]
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: ( 1 Corinthians 10:13 God is faithful ) Galatians 5:22[/font]
1. Love[/font]
2. Joy[/font]
3. Peace[/font]
4. Patience[/font]
5. Kindness[/font]
6. Goodness[/font]
]7. Faithfulness[/font]
8. Gentleness[/font]
9. Self control[/font]
]Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instruction Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.[/font]
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus. [/font]
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.[/font]
Thank you for your attention![/font]
GOD
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father in "kneel time"Because He Lives!
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Old 02-01-2008, 02:20 AM
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Amazing - a brand new model - not a rebuilt one!!!!!!!!!
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