DRUNKER THAN ME

Anyone else heard that new country song by Trent Thomlinson? "Drunker than me?"... It's pretty funny! My Honey hates country music, but he's adopting it, at as our new "theme" song! The lyrics, I swear,... I musta dated him.... just don't remember!:rollin

Not a country music fan either but, I haven't heard it but will keep my ears open. I heard a song in Texas last Fall that had me rolling on the floor -- "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" -- its a riot. Fortunately, I didn't drink Tequila!

Lyrics Below:

SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS
MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN
OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT
WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON
HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

SOLO

SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF...
BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

CHORUS

SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING
SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN
TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY
OH WHAT HAVE I DONE
HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST
CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

He must've written that song for me !Oh Yeah, Joe Nichols... He was in Tampa! The night we flew in there, in Feb! I can't believe he didn't let me know he was there @ the same time!...:rollin I'd love to see him.
I'd love to not see him & just do the "brail" thing :eek
He also does that song, "Size matters" it's a good one too!
Looks & a sense of humor...:p .... I'm married ... I'm not dead! Still can look!8o

I'm not a country fan, either but will look for that song. Love the lyrics posted about the clothes falling off. Speaking of country, how bout "I got friends in Low Places" ... that seems like a good theme song for me ol
Rock

Ok here are the lyrics, to "Drunker than me"(I'm sure it sounds better with music...)

Well lately I been noticing a gradual escalation, in your ability to handle your libation.
Ya go from 0 to 60... when you get on the whiskey.
It used to be a glass of wine & you'd be fine all evening.
Now I'm the one who says we're done & tells us when we're leavin. I miss the way it was, can't even catch a good buzz.

(chorus)
Cause I keep worrying about who's drivin home, who's got the keys, who's got the phone, who'll pay the bail, call the cab, I don't mean to make you mad..but I don't want that responsibility.....And I can't be with a woman, baby who gets drunker than me.

I never thought it'd come to this when I said "have another", cause Baby you turned into me & I became my mother. Well here's what I'm thinkin,.. you're interferin with my drinkin. I think I have an answer to our present situation, cause you & me , out on the town's got built in limitations. So let me make this clear... I'm the one whose drinkin here...
(chorus)


Sound like anybody we know?:eek :b
I know a lot of country songs are soo corny,.... but this one had such a familiar ring to it!!

and they strike very close to home for me. Have a great day and hope to catch you later. Rock

Cathy, hopefully we can catch each other in the chat... It took me months to get it figured out! I had to break down & ask my Hubby...:rolleyes Now he knows my password, etc! But we don't really have any secrets(that I know of!) at
No such thing in a town this size!

I plan to spend HOURS (after work so in the evening EDT) on the board. It is doing me a world of good. Thanks for being there.
Cathy

You guys are HYSETERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rollin

Hey Rock! Meat ya on that "very niiice esculator" on the way to the chat later!:rollin
Probably missed ya tonite tho...:rolleyes