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      its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

      hiya folks ,how are we all ...bit of a rush this morning...going up town to get travel adaptor plugs and some bitz and batz then the dentist at 11.40...was supposed to have been there on monday,but he cancelled due to fam bereavment ..so Ill jist put a few jokes up ...flock turned up for brekkie ..ducks and geese ..they are going to be well happy next week when Im not here....hafta cancel the holiday....

      brew n jokes ..have a good one folks

      I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a real girlfriend experience. When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late, I bet you've been down the pub." We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.

      I went into the library and asked if they had a book called, "How to spot a lady-boy." He said, "I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere." I said, "That's the one."

      I just found human hairs in my McDonald's burger. Fcking hell, when did they start using natural ingredients?

      What’s a foot long and slippery
      A slipper.

      Two gold fish are in a tank.
      One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

      Two soldiers are in a tank.
      One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”

      As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
      But hay, it’s in my jeans.

      A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
      The horse says, “Me neither!”

      A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

      The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

      “Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

      “Yes. What’s your third question?”

      What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

      They’re both red except for the green one.

      What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
      The taste.

      I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
      Then it dawned on me.

      I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
      Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

      What’s red and moves up and down?
      A tomato in an elevator
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 4..done that one..now bimbling into year 5


      CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK.EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID,EXCEPT YOU.

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      Good morning all, weekend to look forward to and AF I'll remember all of it.

      Mick, funny jokes again,thanks.

      Sam, get cleaning that house up, means alot to us ladies.

      Porquoi, hope you are doing well.

      Det, sending you support and encouragement, hope you are feeling better as each day goes by.

      Pauly, Lav, TT, Pie have a good one.

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      MAE ALL...

      Mick...and you're off and running again! At least the bitz and batz are for your jolliday!

      Snoop...doing good thanx. Hope you have a good day.

      Going to take Mick up on his brew and jokes. Have a Fantastic AF Friday all.....PPQP

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      Holy Molars, Batman! Is the dentist having you back to admire his work, Mick?

      When the rain holds off until after I've let the dogs out for morning potty break, the day is off to a great start. And so it begins. Happy Friday, y'all.
      AF July 11, 2014
      I can't drink a little, therefore I don't drink at all.

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      Mae everybody, aww Mick what will those poor geese eat while you're gone haha,went to dentist yesterday too and they did impressions for my bottom plate and drilled little holes in my teeth,honestly those two teeth have been out since I was 15,they're in the back on the bottom I just don't see the point but I figure its covered by my tribe so I'll just get it done I guess,PQ,I knew you'd be aware of SE's on Chantix,actually I've had friends who used it to quit and they were fine,I'm just paranoid, when the doc tried to give me Wellbutrin to quit smoking I read "murder" as an SE in the sheet and tossed it,I'm already a little crazy...no need to make it worse haha glad there wasn't too much water damage,Pie,enjoy your day Star,fabulous on 6 months! Waves to Det,Lav,Sam,SF,hoping we all have a great AF Friday
      KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND POWER THROUGH!!!!!
      STOP OVERTHINKING IT!!!!

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      Just went downstairs and seen DT talking on the news,his mouth really does look like that cats ass pic Mick put up hahahahaha!
      KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND POWER THROUGH!!!!!
      STOP OVERTHINKING IT!!!!

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      Re: its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

      Sorry I haven't posted the last few days but I am not very good company at the moment. Things are not picking up despite my efforts and the support of others. I am not drinking. I am functioning but I am feeling very defeated. There are very few realistic options on the horizon work wise. I am not a person who potters at things. I loved my career, it was not just a job. Hugs to you all.

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      Re: its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

      Treetops
      KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND POWER THROUGH!!!!!
      STOP OVERTHINKING IT!!!!

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      Re: its friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiday

      Snoop...don't know why everyone calls you star but you're a star in my eyes today.....



      Congrats on 6 months!!!

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      TT...was hoping for better news from you. Sorry you're feeling defeated, wish I had some words of wisdom to share but you'll just have to settle for a big Glad to hear you're not drinking, I am so proud of you....PPQP

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