Never Choke in a Restaurant

[Sunbeam]

Two hillbillies walk into a
restaurant. While having a bite
to eat, they talk about their
moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. And, after a
minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress. One of
the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right
butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she
has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly
back to his table.

His partner says,

'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there

'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't

niver seed nobody do it!'

[MyHeartIsDrenchedInWine]

Too funny!

[Chief]

LMAO!!!

[betty boop]

Brilliant ...........