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    Never Choke in a Restaurant

    Two hillbillies walk into a
    restaurant. While having a bite
    to eat, they talk about their
    moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
    table, who is eating a sandwich,
    begins to cough. And, after a
    minute or so, it becomes apparent
    that she is in real distress. One of
    the hillbillies looks at her and says,
    'Kin ya swallar?'

    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and
    shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
    lifts up her dress, yanks down her
    drawers and quickly gives her right
    butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she
    has a violent spasm and the obstruction
    flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
    breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly
    back to his table.

    His partner says,

    'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there

    'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't

    niver seed nobody do it!'

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    Never Choke in a Restaurant

    Too funny!

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    Never Choke in a Restaurant


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    Never Choke in a Restaurant

    Brilliant ...........

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