An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from all dat fockin skippin", the Irishman said.
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LOL!!!!!
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I'm not Irish and I don't get it....
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oh....skipping....
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Love it! Thank you!! needed this so much...:H:H:H
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That's okay mama. It took me a minute as well...Topa moment!
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Ha Ha Very Funny!!! :H:H:H
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