joke of the day

[Samstone]

A Dyslexic Guy walks into a bra . . .

[Byrdlady]

A Dyslexic Guy walks into a bra . . .

Oh my Dog!

[Eloise]

haha! I made SAM! You were the first to send me a private message of encouragement oh so many moons ago, thank you for not giving up on me.

[Samstone]

Snail slithers into a Vintage Car Establishment, walks over to the Datsun 240Z and says to the astonished proprietor, "I wish to purchase this vehicle."

Proprietor says, "But you're a snail. Cars aren't made for snails!"

Snail says, "What, my money isn't green enough?" and starts yanking stacks of money out of his shell.

Proprietor says, "Well, if you're paying cash, I guess it's okay."

Snail says, "I do have one condition. You have to change the emblems on the car from a 240Z to a 240S."

Proprietor says, "Well, I guess I can have emblems made up for you. Might I ask why?"

Snail says, "I always wanted to cruise fast down the street and have everyone point and say, 'Look at that S car go!'"

[Samstone]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

[NoSugar]

I like these, Sam - I can remember them !

[Samstone]

I like these, Sam - I can remember them !

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Q. How does a lost psychiatrist find his way out of the woods?

A. He follows the psychopath.

[scottish lass]

these are punny!

[Samstone]

Why did Beethoven get rid of the chickens?

Because they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

[NoSugar]

Sam, I must be one of the worst joke-tellers ever but I enjoy reading them .