>A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference
>between potentially and realistically?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
>
>"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
>dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
>million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
>that."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
>really use that money to fix up the house and
>send you kids to a great University!"
>
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I
>would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
>
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>much a million bucks would buy?"
>
>The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
>father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
>realistically?"
>
>
>The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
>
>Dollars.............. but Realistically, we're living with two Whores and a
>Queer.
>between potentially and realistically?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
>would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
>
>"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
>dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
>million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
>that."
>
>So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
>really use that money to fix up the house and
>send you kids to a great University!"
>
>The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I
>would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
>
>The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
>for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>much a million bucks would buy?"
>
>The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
>father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and
>realistically?"
>
>
>The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
>
>Dollars.............. but Realistically, we're living with two Whores and a
>Queer.
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