A professor of math., sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old & I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerlyhope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you reeive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you recieve this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are,...you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up". Your loving wife.
:happy :rollin
"Dear wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old & I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerlyhope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you reeive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you recieve this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are,...you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up". Your loving wife.
:happy :rollin
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