Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 yrs ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a ten " black & white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and a plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 yr old woman. It seems to me your not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a reasonable lady. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 yr old blond- and she would make DAMN sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, etc...
Kinda sounds like my folks...:lol
and said, "Honey, 25 yrs ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a ten " black & white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and a plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 yr old woman. It seems to me your not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a reasonable lady. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 yr old blond- and she would make DAMN sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, etc...
Kinda sounds like my folks...:lol
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