View Full Version : Women are clever

June 19th, 2006, 03:05 PM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold

Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but

amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of

our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you

completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car

is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely

God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then

she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and

immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man

asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

June 21st, 2006, 04:48 PM
Women are clever!


June 22nd, 2006, 06:32 AM
I've heard this one, but it's where the Ohio State fan gives the Michigan fan the bottle of whiskey and waits for the cops!! Ha! Highly customizable joke!

June 23rd, 2006, 09:21 PM
Are you sure it wasn't the Michigan State fan that gave the U of M fan the whiskey?