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May 23rd, 2006, 10:12 PM
The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

"It just doesn't get any more accurate than that";)

May 23rd, 2006, 10:44 PM
You're killin me! :lol

May 24th, 2006, 07:43 AM
Way funny!! :rollin