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Guest
May 10th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".


She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

Sorry Folks - see next post for the end of this joke

Guest
May 10th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".


She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

The doctor put me on Prozac.