Things you'd love to say out loud..@ work!

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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll try being nice if you'll try being smarter. (waitress survival words!)

I'm trying to imagine you w/a personality...(OF course these are all said with a charming smile!)

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message!

Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

I don't know what your problem is , but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce!

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of @#%$.

It sounds like english... but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

I like you remind me of myself when I was young & stupid!

Oh I get it... like humor..but different.

Whatever kind of look you were going for , you missed!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to work off!

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Things you'd love to say out loud..@ work!

I actually have this posted outside my cubie....thanks to Douglas Adams:


A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Sorry, playing with the ezcodes.