Ok, There's this lawyer, doctor, and redneck, all out havin a drink. They're bragging about what they'd gotten their wives for Valentines day..
The Dr., takes a sip of his 7&7 and says, well I got my wife a new diamond necklace, and if she doesn't like that, I also got her a brand new Porchse, so she can drive around in that! And I'm sure she'll love me for it!
The lawyer takes a sip of his scotch, & says, well I got my wife a trip to the Bahamas, and if she doesn't like that, I also got her a beautiful saphire & diamond/ruby ring... so I know she'll love me for that.
The redneck(my Hubby...not!..Ha), takes a big ol swig off of his beer, and says,"Well I got my wife a T shirt and a vibrater... If she don't like the shirt... she can go F**k herself!" ......Burp!
The Dr., takes a sip of his 7&7 and says, well I got my wife a new diamond necklace, and if she doesn't like that, I also got her a brand new Porchse, so she can drive around in that! And I'm sure she'll love me for it!
The lawyer takes a sip of his scotch, & says, well I got my wife a trip to the Bahamas, and if she doesn't like that, I also got her a beautiful saphire & diamond/ruby ring... so I know she'll love me for that.
The redneck(my Hubby...not!..Ha), takes a big ol swig off of his beer, and says,"Well I got my wife a T shirt and a vibrater... If she don't like the shirt... she can go F**k herself!" ......Burp!