Shamus & Murphy fancied a pint or two... but had very little money. Between them, they came up with about a dollar.
Murphy says "Hang on I have an idea" He goes into the local butcher shop & comes out with one large sausage.
Shamus says, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
Murphy says, "Don't worry- just follow me." He went into the pub & ordered 2 pints of guiness & 2 glasses of whiskey.
Shamus says, "Now what are we gonna do, we've got no money to pay! Do you know how much trouble we're gonna be in?"
Murphy says,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They down their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and thru them out.
They continued this pub after pub, getting more & more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub, Shamus says "I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"
Murphy says "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third pub."
Murphy says "Hang on I have an idea" He goes into the local butcher shop & comes out with one large sausage.
Shamus says, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!"
Murphy says, "Don't worry- just follow me." He went into the pub & ordered 2 pints of guiness & 2 glasses of whiskey.
Shamus says, "Now what are we gonna do, we've got no money to pay! Do you know how much trouble we're gonna be in?"
Murphy says,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"
They down their drinks.
Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berzerk, and thru them out.
They continued this pub after pub, getting more & more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub, Shamus says "I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!"
Murphy says "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third pub."
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c: :heart:
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