You're an EXTREME Redneck when...
You let your 14 yr old daughter smoke at the dinner table,
in front of her kids.
You've been married 3 times & still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league", bowls on a different night.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
Your Mother's hairdo was ruined by a ceiling fan.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife(husband) drunk!
You can't get married to your sweetheart, because there's a law against it!
The Halloween pumpkin on the porch, has more teeth than your spouse.
Redneck Hugs! Judie...
Ps Hope no one is offended...I'm not ...And I are one !!
You let your 14 yr old daughter smoke at the dinner table,
in front of her kids.
You've been married 3 times & still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league", bowls on a different night.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
Your Mother's hairdo was ruined by a ceiling fan.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife(husband) drunk!
You can't get married to your sweetheart, because there's a law against it!
The Halloween pumpkin on the porch, has more teeth than your spouse.
Redneck Hugs! Judie...
Ps Hope no one is offended...I'm not ...And I are one !!
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