So this couple's wanting to get married, and they find this cute little chappel that they think would be perfect for the ceremony. They meet w/ the minister & get married... afterward they decide they'd like to become members of the congregation. So, they ask the minister...He says sure, but first you must be abstinant from sex for 2 weeks.
They tell him this could be difficult, having just gotten married... but they decide to try.
About 1 1/2 weeks later they come back & want to see the minister in private. the man tells him they were doing pretty good, it was difficult, but they were trying.. but he says ..."the other day, my wife dropped a can of peas, and she bent over to pick em up, right there in front of me...it was just too much, I had to go for it!"
The minister says, "Well, I'm sorry but you won't be welcome here anymore".
The man says " Yeh, I figured,.... that's what they said at Safeway too"!
PS I don't even like peas, wonder if tomato sauce will work? Judie
They tell him this could be difficult, having just gotten married... but they decide to try.
About 1 1/2 weeks later they come back & want to see the minister in private. the man tells him they were doing pretty good, it was difficult, but they were trying.. but he says ..."the other day, my wife dropped a can of peas, and she bent over to pick em up, right there in front of me...it was just too much, I had to go for it!"
The minister says, "Well, I'm sorry but you won't be welcome here anymore".
The man says " Yeh, I figured,.... that's what they said at Safeway too"!
PS I don't even like peas, wonder if tomato sauce will work? Judie
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