View Full Version : You might drink too much if......(c'mon, if you can't laugh at yourself?)

September 1st, 2006, 01:12 PM
Signs that you are too drunk would be...

*You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
*You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
*Job interfering with your drinking.
*Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
*Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
*The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
*Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
*Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
*You can focus better with one eye closed.
*The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
*Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
*Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
*Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
*At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
*Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
*You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
*The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

September 3rd, 2006, 07:38 AM
Nearly fell off my chair...http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gifBrilliant

September 5th, 2006, 05:07 PM
never been to aa or mass. all others apply,well except the whole bar says hi. i once lived in a town that any bar i walked they all said hi!

September 6th, 2006, 02:00 PM
Yup, I had a couple of local bars where they all knew me! LOL - this was hilarious - thanks!