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    Mysteries of Life..

    Why does my wife go into hysterics everytime i hurt myself?

    Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell? (Proberly spelt it wrong)

    Why do you speak quieter the further away you are, and if there is an obsticle i.e. glass you mime?

    Any others?
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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    Mysteries of Life..

    Why are CD cases and DVD cases different sizes when the Disc's are the same size?
    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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      #3
      Mysteries of Life..

      "Why do Donkeys having a round anis manage to crap in cubes !" Ha! IAD.
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        Mysteries of Life..

        " Why do horses poop in cubes !?! Ha! IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #5
          Mysteries of Life..

          Holey c&*% those last few were funny! I cack myself!
          Chicken

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            Why does my daughter pick her nose and eat it????? its gross, Im sure Im giving her enough to eat.
            How do you know when sour cream has gone bad?
            Are Lipton Tea employees allowed coffee breaks?
            Pizzas are round so whats with the square box.. sorry always wondered about that...enough i know
            shut up Reg

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