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    All That For Only Twenty Dollars

    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.



    He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).



    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."



    (There are always conditions)



    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.



    Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)



    The woman considered his proposition for a moment; then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.



    She looked deeply into his eyes, slowly and meaningfully said....





    "............Clean my house."
    :teeter:

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    All That For Only Twenty Dollars

    I love it!!!
    Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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      #3
      All That For Only Twenty Dollars

      I love that one too!!
      Over 4 months AF :h

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        #4
        All That For Only Twenty Dollars

        Very Funny!

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          #5
          All That For Only Twenty Dollars

          oh yeah!

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            #6
            All That For Only Twenty Dollars

            O. MY. GOD.
            What does it say about me that I find this so funny and so true...Maybe I could make it more "normal" by having him wear some sort of "outfit" while cleaning...Of course, then I would want him to meet me at the door in the "outfit", with a cold martini in his hand. Why do so many fantasies involve alcohol?

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              #7
              All That For Only Twenty Dollars

              Where is this man? I want him, too!
              AF as of August 5th, 2012

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                #8
                All That For Only Twenty Dollars

                I LOVED that!!!
                For anyone else in the mood for a giggle, do take a look at this one! It had me and my partner in stitches.....

                You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

                Get off the childrens merry-go-round - you're drunk!

                Lol to everyone here!
                Pinkmilk

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                  #9
                  All That For Only Twenty Dollars

                  Alcoholic (or Ally)

                  "Only a fool knows everything.
                  A wise man knows how little he knows."

                  Please feel free to block/ignore my posts through your control panel.

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