View Full Version : Out with the boys ...

October 15th, 2006, 12:36 AM
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. ;)

October 15th, 2006, 12:18 PM
LOL Paddy!
I am not too thrilled with my hubby today so I might just post this one discreetly on the fridge ;)

October 15th, 2006, 12:25 PM
Ready to strangle mine too. Thanks for the joke.

Saint Jude
October 15th, 2006, 12:57 PM
I think this will look lovely on my fridge too!:H

October 16th, 2006, 07:01 AM
Ha, ha, too funny! Well, it as they say:' Marriage is an institution' ... So is Alcatraz