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    Serious Swimming...


    There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.


    After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.


    About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled on shore and was declared the second place finisher.


    Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied,


    "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

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    Arrrrgh!
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    Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
    awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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      :H:H:H

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        My daughter, who is a natural blonde with a genius IQ, has heard them all! She particularly had trouble with one smart ass in High School, who tried to torment her with 'blonde' jokes. Finally, one day when he told her ANOTHER blonde joke (and we enjoy them, in the right spirit!), she said, "Hey, that's really funny! Why don't you tell that in our Accelerated English class? Oh, that's right! You're NOT in it!"
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        Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
        awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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