I'm from Georgia, and we love Alabama jokes (like they love Georgia jokes!). Hub's Dad is from Alabama, so he relishes hearing new jokes to tease him with. Hear's a few.
A game warden from Georgia called a game warden in Alabama, and said, "I've got one of your possums over here. He was caught in a leg trap."
The Alabama warden asks, "How do you know it's an Alabama possum?"
Replies the Georgian, "Well, he's chewed of 3 of his legs and he's still caught in the trap."
Georgia State Trooper stops a guy in a souped-up truck with an Alabama tag, on I-85.
Trooper: "You got any ID?"
Reply from trucker, "'Bought what?"
Why don't people in Alabama drink Kool-Aide? Because it's too hard to get 2 quarts of water in that itty-bitty package.
BTW, I LOVE Alabama!
A game warden from Georgia called a game warden in Alabama, and said, "I've got one of your possums over here. He was caught in a leg trap."
The Alabama warden asks, "How do you know it's an Alabama possum?"
Replies the Georgian, "Well, he's chewed of 3 of his legs and he's still caught in the trap."
Georgia State Trooper stops a guy in a souped-up truck with an Alabama tag, on I-85.
Trooper: "You got any ID?"
Reply from trucker, "'Bought what?"
Why don't people in Alabama drink Kool-Aide? Because it's too hard to get 2 quarts of water in that itty-bitty package.
BTW, I LOVE Alabama!
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