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    Exercises for Seniors

    AND THOSE 30 YEARS & ABOVE WHO AREN'T SENIORS ... as yet.

    Senior Exercises
    The Doc told me to start an exercise p rogram. Not wanting to harm this old body,
    I've devised the following:


    MONDAY

    Beat around the bush
    Jump to conclusions
    Climb the walls
    Wade through the morning paper

    TUESDAY

    Drag my heels
    Push my luck
    Make mountains out of mole hills
    Hit the nail on the head

    WEDNESDAY

    Bend over backwards
    Jump on the Band Wagon
    Run around in circles

    THURSDAY


    Advise the President on how to run the country
    Toot my own horn
    Pull out all the stops
    Add fuel to the fire


    FRIDAY

    Open a can of worms
    Put my foot in my mouth
    Start the ball rolling
    Go over the edge

    SATURDAY

    Pick up the pieces.


    SUNDAY

    Kneel in prayer
    Bow my head in thanksgiving
    Uplift my hands in praise
    Hug someone and encourage them

    What a Workout!
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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    Exercises for Seniors

    exercises

    so true
    lmao
    thanks for the laugh
    im getting tired now so i think i can get some sleep
    thanks paddy

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