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    Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

    WOMAN'S PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

    One who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,

    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,

    And always be my very best friend.


    MAN'S PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

    who owns a bottle shop and a golf course. This

    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

    :l
    Paddy
    Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

    #2
    Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

    isn't that the truth!

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      #3
      Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

      Hiya Paddy...I must have missed this one while i was away for a week....i was going through some of the old jokes.....Still a belter though isnt it.
      I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
      One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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        #4
        Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

        Yup, you're right. It's typical us men - and proud of it!:H
        Paddy
        Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog - eace:

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          #5
          Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

          Fits my Hubby to a "T" .... both of em!:H
          The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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            #6
            Woman's prayer, vs. man's.

            Amen !!

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